17 Bits of Actual ‘Star Wars’ Lore So Mind-Numbingly Stupid That You Can’t Help But Laugh
If you’re looking for a franchise with a truly bananas amount of arguably completely unnecessary lore, Star Wars is for you. It’s an absolute perfect storm of an intellectual property that has a beyond-rabid fanbase that constantly demands further information on a world created in the, at best, unusual mind of George Lucas. I mean, we STARTED with music called jizz, so it was all downhill from there. Toss in canon offshoots made by a massive roster of pens-for-hire, and there’s an incredible amount of confusing, if not outright dumb lore. It’s kind of like if The Silmarillion was written by taking suggestions from space-obsessed kindergarteners.Twitter user @headfallsoff asked the community to share their favorite bits of outlandish, yet confirmed Star Wars lore, and we were bestowed with a bountiful harvest of Glup-Shitto-quality tidbits.
17 I Sense A Great Disturbance in the Budget
16 Hell Is Real in Space
15 Triple-Zero, Engage Torture Protocol
14 Uhhhhh, Those Are Aliens Too
13 A Galaxy Far Far Away, But Still With Ducks
12 The Aliens Living A Horny Nightmare
11 That’s Duuumb
10 Dogs… But Weird
9 Doing This On Purpose, I Am
8 He’s A, Uh, Little Green Guy
7 This ‘Britain’ Must Be A Land of Sadists
6 Eyyyy, It’s Me, Johnny Spacearoni
5 Beauty Is in the Beady Eyes of the Beholders
4 Bad Day to You, Brothers!
3 Vader Said Trans Rights
2 Filthy Jedises
1 Yup, It’s Still Jizz
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