183 Funny "Would You Rather" Questions To Liven Up The Party
— Westend61/Westend61/Getty ImagesAs the game we’ve all played since our debuts on this earth, Would You Rather is as thought-provoking now as it was when we were asking each other “Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?” in the second grade. Only now we get to do so over a big ole glass of red and err on the side of unhinged, adult, and 100% goofy. Nearly anything can be turned into a party game, and having some funny “would you rather” questions up your sleeve for your next gathering will have everyone busting guts and deeply contemplating the most irrelevant and implausible — albeit entertaining — queries. As you get deeper into the game, the defenses only get stronger and more heated — especially when there are cute little cocktails to go with your cute little questions. There’s truly nothing like witnessing someone take their heart and soul to stand on why having lettuce for hair is much more desirable than having carrot fingers. While all of these funny “would you rather” questions will make you chuckle, these goofy prompts cover everything from absurd to downright impossible to answer. Below, find 37 of the funniest questions for your next game of Would You Rather.Best Funny “Would You Rather” Questions — andreswd/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather turn into E.T. or an alien from Space Jam every night?Would you rather be as tall as you are wide or as wide as you are tall?Would you rather have to swim everywhere you go or bear crawl?Would you rather have to shake hands with yourself every time you meet someone or offer your foot to them as a handshake?Would you rather steam out of your ears like a train every time you’re mad or bark like a dog when you’re excited?Would you rather shed pixie dust or stick to every surface?Would you rather wear three hats at all times or never wear socks at all? Would you rather wrangle a four-legged octopus or an eight-legged poodle?Annoying “Would You Rather” Questions — Bevan Goldswain/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather always have an eyelash in your eye or always have a hair in your butt crack?Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?Would you rather not be able to control your laughter, or not be able to control your tears?Would you rather only be able to speak in riddles or have to sing every sentence?Would you rather have to communicate only in emojis for a day or speak in rhyme for a week?Would you rather have to communicate solely through interpretive dance for a day or speak only in puns for a week?Gross & Funny “Would You Rather” Questions — Westend61/Westend61/Getty ImagesWould you rather have sticky fingers forever or dusty Cheeto fingers forever?Would you rather eat a tube of chapstick for breakfast every morning or eat every bug you see for the rest of your life?Would you rather sweat maple syrup or cry Fanta soda?Would you rather have to eat your used Band-Aids or never wash your hair?Would you rather be baby-birded by a stranger every time you eat or only eat cat food for the rest of your life?Would you rather have mud squelching between your toes or coffee dripping from your nose?Would you rather have your entire body turn lime green whenever you’re nauseous or fuchsia whenever you’re embarrassed? Would you rather accidentally swallow a spider or a moth? “Would You Rather” Questions About Body Parts — Iuliia Burmistrova/Moment/Getty ImagesWould you rather have oven mitts for arms or cucumbers for legs?Would you rather your hands shrink like a cotton shirt in the drier when you get hot or have them deflate into boneless flesh balloons when you get cold?Would you rather have a toe the size of a foot or a finger the size of a hand?Would you rather have an ear for a mouth or have mouths for ears?Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?Would you rather be without elbows or be without knees?Would you rather have your arms dangle to the floor because they’re really long or because you’re really short?Would you rather know when you’re going to lose a finger or know how you’re going to lose a finger?Would you rather have a head the size of a watermelon or a golf ball?Toughest “Would You Rather” Questions — Westend61/Westend61/Getty ImagesWould you rather have the hiccups every day for the rest of your life or feel like you have to sneeze but be unable to for the rest of your life?Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made of sandpaper?Would you rather be covered in scales or be covered in fur?Would you rather never know where you’re going or never know what time you’re leaving?Would you rather have to speak in rhymes or riddles for the rest of your life?Would you rather hop everywhere or skip everywhere?Would you rather perform ballet in concrete shoes or play soccer with no knees?Would you rather shriek every time you laugh or snort every time you cry? “Would You Rather” Questions About Social Media — eclipse_images/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather have all your dreams live-streamed on Instagram or have your most embarrassing moments go viral on TikTok?Would you rather have someone 24/7 live screaming your every thought or have everything you do live-streamed on Instagram?Would you rather the other person get a text notification every time you’ve read their message or have to manually sign into every app every time?Would you rather have your favorite celebrity follow you or like one of your posts?Would you rather give up all social media or all streaming services?Would you rather never be able to use Google or Instagram again?Would you rather exclude your best friend from your MySpace Top 8 or be excluded from your crush’s? Would you rather only see dancing videos or OOTDs on your FYP? Would you rather have one million followers or one follower? “Would You Rather” Questions About Fighting — GCShutter/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather fight 500 ostriches or one T-rex?Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?Would you rather fight a tiger or a bear?Would you rather fight a chicken every time you get in your vehicle or an orangutan with a broadsword once a year?Would you rather fight a dozen 5-year-olds or five 12-year-olds? “Would You Rather” Questions About Animals — pixdeluxe/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather turn into a dolphin every time you swim or a bird every time you jump?Would you rather be able to speak to animals, but they all have annoying voices, or be able to speak any language but only while wearing a chicken costume?Would you rather milk a cow or shear a sheep?Would you rather rollerblade into a bear den or water-ski over a shark tank?Would you rather be able to climb a tree like a squirrel or dig burrows like a mole?Would you rather be kept awake at night by a dog barking or be woken up early by a rooster calling?Would you rather hug a koala bear or a panda?Would you rather have a pet parrot that only repeats embarrassing moments from your past or a pet squirrel that steals your socks every day?Would you rather pet a tarantula or a snake?“Would You Rather” Questions About Hygiene — Mario Arango/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather never use toothpaste again or deodorant again?Would you rather never floss or never shave?Would you rather never wash your hair or never clip your nails?Would you rather lick your hands every time you touch a doorknob or offer your sleeve as a tissue every time someone sneezes?Would you rather have no baths for a month or no internet for a month?Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for a week?“Would You Rather” Questions About Fitness — urbazon/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather do 100 push-ups or 300 sit-ups?Would you rather never get sweaty or never get sore?Would you rather have strong arms and weak legs or weak arms and strong legs?Would you rather have to grunt in satisfaction with every rep or never be able to shower after working out again?Would you rather forget your headphones every time you go to the gym or get an unpickable wedgie every time you work out?Would you rather have to work out covered in someone else’s sweat every time you work out or clean everyone else’s equipment with your tongue at every workout?Flirty “Would You Rather” Questions — ljubaphoto/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather receive a handwritten letter or a flirty pic?Would you rather be the little or big spoon?Would you rather send a flirty text or say it in person?Would you rather date someone younger than you or older than you?Would you rather never be able to kiss your partner again or never be able to hug them again?“Would You Rather” Questions For Couples — svetikd/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather your partner constantly be running 15 minutes late or a half hour early?Would you rather have kids or travel the world?Would you rather stay in for every date night or go out for every date night?Would you rather outlive your partner or have your partner outlive you?Would you rather have regularly scheduled date nights or be spontaneous?Would you rather I become best friends with my ex, or best friends with yours?Would you rather have a partner who is always honest but critical or one who tells white lies to spare your feelings?Would you rather celebrate lots of little relationship milestones or just one big one every year?Would you rather have a partner with a possibly life-threatening job or a totally time-consuming job?“Would You Rather” Questions About ShoweringWould you rather have everyone you know hear you singing in the shower or never sing in the shower again?Would you rather run out of toilet paper every time you go or only be allowed to use paper towels to dry yourself after a shower?Would you rather never have to shower again or never have to use the bathroom again?“Would You Rather” Questions About Work — fotostorm/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather have a 9 a.m. meeting every morning or a 5 p.m. meeting every afternoon?Would you rather have a job that lets you travel or a job that lets you work from home?Would you rather have a job with a lot of routine tasks or a job that varies daily?Would you rather have a high-paying job that you dislike or a lower-paying job you love?Would you rather work with a small team of experts or a large team with diverse skill sets?“Would You Rather” Questions About MoneyWould you rather sell an organ or empty out your entire bank account?Would you rather have money to burn or time to kill?Would you rather win a million dollars or earn a million dollars?Would you rather be a millionaire or have your dream job that doesn’t pay well?Would you rather get rich in a way that upsets your family or just make enough money to live?Would you rather have a major pay raise or move to the place of your dreams?Win $10,000 or have your best friend win $100,000?“Would You Rather” Questions About Coffee — AleksandarGeorgiev/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather spill coffee on your shirt every time you drink it or never drink coffee again?Would you rather give up caffeine or alcohol forever?Would you rather have your coffee delivered by a fancy butler in bed or by a cute dog every morning?Would you rather have one coffee drink per month that’s the size of a bathtub of 50 coffee drinks the size of golf balls?Would you rather wake up at 5 a.m. with no coffee or stay up until 3 a.m. with no coffee?“Would You Rather” Questions For A New FriendWould you rather live in a big city or in the countryside?Would you rather go on a road trip or go backpacking?Would you rather have an Italian accent or an English accent?Would you rather be known for being attractive or being funny?Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the funniest person in the room?Would you rather only be able to text or call me for the rest of your life?Would you rather live in a world where everyone shares everything, and there are no personal possessions, or a world where everyone is completely self-reliant, and nothing is shared?Would you rather live in a world where there are no laws or a world where there are strict and unchangeable laws with harsh consequences?“Would You Rather” Questions About Entertainment — Vuk Saric/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather watch horror movies or cartoons?Would you rather give up your cell phone or your video games?Would you rather only watch Pixar movies or only watch Disney movies?Would you rather go on a game show or a reality show?Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance along to every song you hear?“Would You Rather” Questions About SuperpowersWould you rather be able to teleport or fly?Would you rather be able to read people’s minds or tell the future?Would you rather have the power to change the past or control the future?Would you rather be able to read minds but can't turn it off or never be able to lie?Would you rather have a pause or rewind person in your life?“Would You Rather” Questions About Friends — pixdeluxe/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather be the only one drunk at a party or the only one sober?Would you rather have three great friends or 20 average friends?Would you rather lose all of your friends but keep your BFF, or lose your best friend but keep the rest of your buds?Would you rather have people spread a terrible lie about you or have people spread terrible but true tales about you?Would you rather be rich with no friends or poor and popular?Would you rather be beloved by the general public but your family and friends hate you, or be hated by the general public but your family and friends love you?Would you rather have tons of mediocre friends or one really loyal dog?Juicy “Would You Rather” QuestionsWould you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or everyone you know have access to your internet history?Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with your ex and their partner, or with your partner and their ex?Would you rather make a movie about your most embarrassing moment or publish your diary?Would you rather never speak to your ex again or become good friends?Would you rather show friends every photo in your phone or read out loud every text you’ve sent this week?“Would You Rather” Questions About Style — andreswd/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather have to wear mismatched shoes for a month or a suit made entirely of duct tape for a week?Would you rather wear the same outfit for a year or switch closets with someone of your mother’s choice?Would you rather wear only gold or silver for the rest of your life?Would you rather wear only DIY clothing or neon onesies printed with texts from your mom for a month?Would you rather wear a hula hoop for an earring or dental floss for underwear for a year?Would you rather always look outdated or awkwardly futuristic?Deep “Would You Rather” QuestionsWould you rather always know the truth, no matter how painful, or live in blissful ignorance?Would you prefer to be remembered as successful or as kind?Lose all of the money you’ve earned this year or lose all of the memories you’ve gained this year?Have the lights on or off if you knew the room was full of snakes?Be married to someone good-looking who doesn’t think you’re attractive or be married to someone ugly who thinks you’re gorgeous?“Would You Rather” Questions About Birthdays — Johner Images/Johner Images Royalty-Free/Getty ImagesWould you rather have birthday presents or birthday experiences?Would you rather have one person show up to your birthday party out of 70 invites or 400 people even though you only invited 10?Would you rather receive a birthday present from someone you don’t like or receive a birthday card from someone you like?Would you rather have birthday cake-flavored steak or steak-flavored birthday cake?Would you rather have everyone forget your birthday when you’re excited about it or everybody know it’s your birthday when you’re trying to stay lowkey?Would you rather it be your birthday every single day for a year and never have another birthday or have one birthday every 10 years?“Would You Rather” Questions About FameWould you rather be famous on TikTok or on YouTube?Would you rather go on tour with your favorite band or star in your own movie?Would you rather be famous and disliked, or not well known but liked by your circle?Would you rather be famous for a good deed you didn’t do or go unrecognized for a good deed you did?“Would You Rather” Questions About Dating — Maskot/Maskot/Getty ImagesWould you rather have the perfect first date or the perfect wedding day?Would you rather be with the same person for most of your life or with many different people?Would you rather have your heart broken or break someone else's heart?Would you rather get a Venmo request nickel and dime-ing you after your the best date you’ve ever had or go on a terrible date where they cover everything?“Would You Rather” Questions About CheatingWould you rather cheat and be caught or be cheated on and never be told?Would you rather cheat on your partner and get away with it, or have them think you cheated even if you didn’t? Would you rather find out your spouse has been cheating on you for the last two years with someone you don’t know, or find out they cheated on you only once, but it was with your best friend?“Would You Rather” Questions About AgingWould you rather never age mentally or never age physically?Would you rather never age and live forever or live a Benjamin Button life and age in reverse?Would you rather be a mental age of 35 with a physical age of 7 or a mental age of 19 with a physical age of 70?“Would You Rather” Questions About Shopping — FilippoBacci/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather buy 10 things you don’t need every shopping trip, or always forget the one thing you do need every time you go shopping?Would you rather shop online and have to make exchanges or shop in person and have everything fit the first time?Would you rather pay $20 for next-day shipping or get free shipping but it takes three weeks?Would you rather think you’re getting a good deal but really get ripped off or think you’re getting ripped off but really get a good deal?“Would You Rather” Questions About FoodWould you rather have every meal you eat for the rest of your life be a little too spicy, or a little too sweet?Would you rather not eat your favorite meal ever again or have to eat only that meal forever?Would you rather have sheets made of American cheese, or floors made of raw hamburger?“Would You Rather” Questions About LyingWould you rather not be able to tell a lie, or not be able to tell the truth?Would you rather be able to lie without being caught or always be able to tell when someone is lying?Would you rather always be able to know when someone is lying to you or never know?Would you rather everyone think you’re lying when you’re telling the truth or only be able to tell lies?“Would You Rather” Questions About Kids — PhotoAttractive/E+/Getty ImagesWould you rather have six kids or zero?Would you rather have your kid’s first words be the name of the person you despise most in the world or be a curse word?Would you rather have one iPad kid or six certified, pasture-raised almond children?
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