50 'Mean Girls' Quotes That'll Convince You Fetch Can Happen
There's a reason why Mean Girls is still wildly relevant 18 years after hitting theaters. The teen comedy, which starred Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Lacey Chabert and Amanda Seyfried, not only had a star-studded cast (hello, Amy Poehler!) but thanks to Tina Fey, who penned the hilarious screenplay, it also has a relatable script filled with witty one-liners.The script is so beloved that one of the lines from the movie has turned into a social media phenomenon. October 3rd has been dubbed "National Mean Girls Day" due to a memorable scene in the film where Aaron Samuels (played by Jonathan Bennett), the popular guy in high school, asks Cady Heron (played by Lohan) what day it is. "I began talking to Aaron more and more. On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was," she says in a voiceover before telling him directly, "It's October 3rd."And now, stars from the film and fans from all over celebrate the film on that fateful day in October. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Jonathan Bennett (@jonathandbennett)
But that's not the only day we celebrate the movie. And that's not the only moment from the film that has stood the test of time. Read on for more of our favorite Mean Girls quotes that anyone would recognize, no matter what the day.Best Mean Girls Quotes1. “That was so fetch.” – Gretchen Wieners2. “On Wednesdays we wear pink.” – Karen Smith3. “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” – DamianRelated: How To Celebrate Mean Girls Day on Oct. 34. “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?” – Karen Smith
“Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.” – Gretchen Wieners5. "But you're, like, really pretty. So you agree? You think you're really pretty?" — Regina George6. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!" — Mrs. George
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7. “Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.” –Gretchen Wieners8. “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.” – Ms. Norbury9. “I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this." – Gretchen Wieners10. “It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.” – Karen Smith11. “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.” – Girl Who Doesn't Go to the School12. "She doesn't even go here!" — Damian13. "You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?" — Karen Smith
“I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!” – Regina GeorgeRelated: Best Mean Girls Memes14. “I will keep you here all night.” – Principal Duvall
“We can’t keep them past four.” – Secretary
“I will keep you here ’til four.” – Principal Duvall15. “Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar, hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus as much as they like Caesar. WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR!” – Gretchen Wieners16. “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m popular.” – Gretchen Wieners17. “Four for you Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!” – Damian18. "It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me or something!" — Cady Heron
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19. "Grool. I meant to say cool but then I started to say great." — Cady Heron20. "Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just...don't do it. Promise?" — Coach Carr21. “One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome.” – Bethany Byrd22. "You can't sit with us!' — Gretchen Wieners23. "Gretchen, stop trying to make *fetch* happen. It's not going to happen!" — Regina George24. "Damn. I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang." — Kevin G.25. "Boo, you whore." — Regina GeorgeRelated: Best Mean Girls Halloween Costumes26. "It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!" — Bethany Byrd27. "In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it." — Cady Heron28. "Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now." — Karen Smith29. "So, you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!" — Regina George
"I didn't say anything." — Cady Heron30. "You smell like a baby prostitute." — Janis Ian
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31. "Danny DeVito, I love your work!" — Damian32. "So, uh... how was your summer?" — Principal Duvall
"I got divorced." — Ms. Norbury
"Oh. My carpal tunnel came back." — Principal Duvall
"I win." — Ms. Norbury33. "Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this!" — Principal Duvall34. "Why were you talking to Janis Ian?" — Regina George
"I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack." — Cady Heron35. "Who are The Plastics?" — Cady Heron
"They're teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would be always on the cover." — Damian36. "Get in loser, we're going shopping." — Regina George37. "I'm a mouse. Duh!" — Karen Smith38. "I know I may seem like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch." — Cady Heron39. "Is butter a carb?" — Regina George40. "Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries." — Regina George41. "That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen." — Regina George42. "The limit does not exist." — Cady Heron43. "Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MCs ain't got nothing on me." — Kevin G.44. “I want to lose three pounds.” — Regina George45. “I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.” — Principal Duvall46. "You know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah, two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing, and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hanukkah my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them. It was so sad.” — Gretchen Wieners47. "Made out with a hotdog? Oh my God, that was one time!" — Amber48. "Did you see a nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple." — Jason49. "She’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.” — Janis Ian50. "Is your muffin buttered?" — Jason
"What?" — Cady Heron
"Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?" — JasonUp Next:Related: The 25 Best, Funniest Comedies on Netflix Right Now
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