Interview with Hunter Biden’s Crack Dealer Spider Cuz

Interview with Hunter Biden’s Crack Dealer Spider Cuz: “Hunter Gave Me A PPP Loan For CRACK”.
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Interview With Hunter Biden’s Crack Dealer

TSM: Thank you for sitting down with us Spider Cuz, as Hunter Biden’s former crack dealer you must know you are one of the most high profile crack dealers.

Spider Cuz: “I don’t see myself that way, Hunter Biden was just another fiend coming for his fix, more money than most, but that’s it.”

TSM: How did your relationship with Hunter Biden start?

Spider Cuz: “We met at a strip club for transgenders in Brooklyn, I was smoking crack on the floor when asked for a hit.”

TSM: How were you paid for the crack, how much was Hunter buying at a time?

Spider Cuz: “With Hunter he paid me several ways, more often than not he paid me in Dogecoin. However I know he has struggled with money so he often had to pay me with fellatio, used cars. He even got his dad, the fucking President, to approve me a PPP loan for $400k for my crack business. We legal now.”

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